A real conversation I had with Joe this afternoon via Gchat:
Joe: serious question for you
Joe: do i want to watch Theta Pie…that movie w/ Audrina Patridge OnDemand?
Me: super serious, indeed.
Me: do you have to pay for it?
Me: then no
Me: why would you pay to watch Ceiling Eyes?
Joe: im doing it
Me: our Comcast bill is getting more and more embarrassing.